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Written by Pumpkin
DISCLAIMER: This post is a joke and a response to Pumpkin and the Cookie Scandal of ’21 If you haven’t heard already, on January 18th, 2022 AmmyK wrote an article where she exposed me for using people’s love for cookies in order to gain more likes on my comment. Ever since this exposé dropped, I’ve […]
Written by ammyk
Pumpkin and the Cookie Scandal of ‘21 How does a moderately popular user trick dozens of other children and teenagers into making his comment the most liked in (recent) KidzNet history? The answer: Cookies. Who doesn’t love cookies? America alone consumes about 2 billion cookies each year, according to the South Florida Reporter. Top cookie […]
Written by Esie
NOTICE: READ CHAPTERS 1, 2, 3, AND 4 BEFORE READING THIS! Luckily, at the last second, Crumbles regained his balance and centered his weight. He hoped the chef had not heard him. From the tall table leg, he could just make out Checkers behind the pantry. Crumbles had hurt him on the inside, and he […]
Written by Esie
IMPORTANT: READ Chapter 1, Chapter 2, AND Chapter 3 BEFORE READING THIS! “Now we are just going to have to do it if we are ever going to find Esie,” Crumbles said in a matter-of-fact tone. Checkers wasn’t flipping out anymore from the near-miss earlier with Johnathan. He wasn’t screaming now, he was actually not […]
Written by Esie
IMPORTANT: See Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 before reading this. Luckily, we were all searing hot as the chef said, and Johnathan dropped us as quickly as the oven heats up. We all dropped to the ground on the kitchen floor and rolled in several different directions. Checkers was shrieking in fear. He and Crumbles […]
Written by Esie
Important: Please see Chapter 1 before reading this! “Erm… That’s horrible….” I said cautiously. Checkers put on his exasperated face, “OF COURSE IT SOUNDS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!” “Y’all calm down! We can git out of this situation, ‘ya know?” Crumbles said. “WE LITERALLY JUST AGREED THERE IS NO WAY TO GET OUT OF THE OVEN!!!!!!!” He shrieked, “AND […]
Written by Esie
The Life Of A Cookie If cookies lived, when would they be born? Would they be born when the flour and eggs were mixed together, or when the water was added in? Or would they start life when they were all mixed together? Or even when they were put in the oven? Let’s say I […]
