What starts with a T and ends with T and has T?
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast? What is coming but never arrives? What can be broken but never held? What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary? What lives if it is fed, and dies when you give it a drink? What can you catch but not throw?
Why doesn’t the Ender Dragon understand books? Why do dragons rap a lot? What do you get when you put a dragon in a hockey rink? How do you find out a dragon’s weight?
Side note: These are dad jokes so the may be corny. Why was Cinderella thrown of the soccer team? Where do golfers go after a game? Did you hear which ocean wave won the race? Why is a football stadium so cold? Special thanks to KidzSearch for adding the hide/show detail on my last post: […]
Imagine you are in a lifeboat. In the water. There is no land in sight. The only thing you have is a lifeboat. Suddenly, thousands of sharks surround the lifeboat! How do you get out? You are in a car in the middle of the night. It is pitch black. The only things you have […]