Safe Moderated Magazine For Kids
Written by caryl
Have you ever heard or told a knock-knock joke? If yes, you know just how fun they can be! Knock-knock jokes are a type of play on words, where one person tells the joke and another person answers. They have been a big part of American humor since the early 1900s, and you can usually […]
Written by seby122
Post your best Knock-Knock jokes in the comments!
Written by kidzsearch
We want to hear your funniest jokes! Post them in the comments below. If you want to hide the answer you can use the [+] icon located under the comment box. Example: [spoiler title=”Show Answer”] Joke Answer [/spoiler] Please only post comments related to jokes.
Written by alex-kn-jason
Who is the murderer?? Jacky was murdered on Saturday afternoon. His mom said she was reading. The doorman said he was in the shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The gardener was pruning hedges. From the information given, who committed the murder? How to escape??? A man is trapped in a room that […]
Written by manckaran
Q: Why did the cell phone get glasses? Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? Q: Why is Santa good at karate? Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? Q: Why did the turkey join a band? Q: What’s a […]
Written by manckaran
1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? 2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? 3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? 4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? 5. How does a cucumber become a […]
Written by guest
Daily funny jokes for kids #10 June 28th 2022 What does a ghost wear to splash in puddles? What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane? What is the sky’s favorite accessory?
Written by guest
Daily funny jokes for kids #7 June 25th 2022 What do planets sing in a choir? Why did the sun refuse to go to school? What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play at a party? P.S: Sorry for not being active the other day, but I was at the beach and I couldn’t post or […]
Written by guest
Daily funny jokes for kids #8 June 26th 2022 What fruit has to put on sunscreen at the beach? What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains? What is a gust of wind’s favorite color?
Written by guest
Daily funny jokes for kids #6 June 24th 2022 Why did the alien go to the doctor? What did Venus say to Saturn? What do you call ticks in space?
Written by guest
Daily funny jokes for kids #5 June 23th 2022 What do planets love to read? What do Martians like to drink? What is an astronaut’s favorite meal of the day?
Written by guest
Daily funny kids for kids #3 June 21th 2022. What’s a cat’s favorite color? What do ducks love to put in their soup? Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Written by guest
Daily Funny Jokes For Kids #2 June 20th 2022 Where is a cow’s favorite place to go? What do you call an alligator that solves mysteries? Why didn’t the frog park his car on the street?
Written by alex-kn-jason
Hey you guys! Again, I brought you some jaw-dropping jokes to enjoy! I am definitely sure that you all will laugh out loud more than ever!! (I already did and nearly fell from the chair! LOL!). Anyway, check out these and tell your comments. 1.) How do you address an angry wizard? 2.) What did […]
Written by guest
Daily funny jokes for kids #1 June 19th 2022 1. What animal loves a baseball game? 2. What did the Dalmatian say after finishing her breakfast? 3. What is black and white and red all over?
Written by Dash201
What starts with a T and ends with T and has T?
Written by Esie
Why doesn’t the Ender Dragon understand books? Why do dragons rap a lot? What do you get when you put a dragon in a hockey rink? How do you find out a dragon’s weight?
Written by Esie
Side note: These are dad jokes so the may be corny. Why was Cinderella thrown of the soccer team? Where do golfers go after a game? Did you hear which ocean wave won the race? Why is a football stadium so cold? Special thanks to KidzSearch for adding the hide/show detail on my last post: […]
Written by Esie
Imagine you are in a lifeboat. In the water. There is no land in sight. The only thing you have is a lifeboat. Suddenly, thousands of sharks surround the lifeboat! How do you get out? You are in a car in the middle of the night. It is pitch black. The only things you have […]
