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Written by Esie
Apparently humans think THIS is a dragon. Just to prove my point, here are my verdicts: A Komodo “Dragon” looks like this: And I look like this: See the difference? Although we look different, there are some similarities. A Komodo dragon is 10.3 feet long (3.13 m), 154 pounds (70 kg), but goes only about […]
Written by Esie
Dragons are real people. Note stated 11/30/21: Sorry for irritating you all……. And PLEASE don’t blame Kidzearch. I’m sure they thought it would start conversation.
Written by Esie
In Australia, dragons like to snack on kangaroos (Sorry to all the kangaroo lovers out there). They run at a blazing 43 miles per hour (69 kilometers per hour). But getting a whole 100 pounds of meat is anything but a chore. In the olden days, when there were more farmers than grass, a dragon […]
Written by Esie
Why doesn’t the Ender Dragon understand books? Why do dragons rap a lot? What do you get when you put a dragon in a hockey rink? How do you find out a dragon’s weight?
Written by Esie
Did you know that blue whales can live up to 110 years. I wonder how it can even swim, let alone dive at that age. Pandas can live 30 years. I wonder how the cute little chubby fuzzballs grow into big adults so quickly. I should stop because dragons show no emotion. Tigers live up […]
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Side note: These are dad jokes so the may be corny. Why was Cinderella thrown of the soccer team? Where do golfers go after a game? Did you hear which ocean wave won the race? Why is a football stadium so cold? Special thanks to KidzSearch for adding the hide/show detail on my last post: […]
Written by Esie
Imagine you are in a lifeboat. In the water. There is no land in sight. The only thing you have is a lifeboat. Suddenly, thousands of sharks surround the lifeboat! How do you get out? You are in a car in the middle of the night. It is pitch black. The only things you have […]
