Written by Apparently humans think THIS is a dragon. Just to prove my point, here are my verdicts:
A Komodo “Dragon” looks like this:
And I look like this:
See the difference? Although we look different, there are some similarities.
A Komodo dragon is 10.3 feet long (3.13 m), 154 pounds (70 kg), but goes only about 25 miles per hour. A certain dragon called a lindworm is 10 feet long. Another called a skystripper is about 150 pounds. But I’ve never heard of a dragon that goes 25 mph. Really.
In the wild, Komodo dragons live 30 years. Also, a similarity is that they eat 80 percent of their body weight in a feeding. It is the same as dragons.
A Komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other Komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He is a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
