Dragon Crossroad: Jokes

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Why doesn’t the Ender Dragon understand books?

He always starts at the End.

Why do dragons rap a lot?

They spit great fire.

What do you get when you put a dragon in a hockey rink?

A hockey rink-sized swimming pool.

How do you find out a dragon’s weight?

They come with scales.

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