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There it was. The mysteriously powerful aftershock somehow blasted California off of the earth. I hoped this was an April Fool’s Day joke, but I checked the calendar and must’ve opened an umbrella inside my… home. I honestly have no idea. 

Something should have happened for me to get this rotten luck, but I don’t have hands, so how could I open it? Besides, my owner always leaves us outside in the rain, and I don’t mind it much. So why bother needing an umbrella?

Oof, I’m getting off-topic. Where was I? Oh yeah, California flew off the planet. And is now orbiting Earth.

Honestly, I don’t even know how we’re able to breathe. I mean, anything’s possible once you step foot in here, so I’m guessing they stole a chunk of air and the atmosphere from Earth. I didn’t even know you could do that.

Did I say I didn’t have hands? Oh yeah, I forgot to introduce myself. Hi, I’m Brown Bean, but you can call me Brownie. I’m a (chocolate?) cow. I think it’s more catchy. (Not like any of the humans care.)


Hello! I’m sublime orange. I like reading, drawing, chatting, gaming, programming, and writing. I decided to show my writing skills by posting a chapter of one of my stories, “UFO: UNAVERAGE FLYING OBJECT.”

I’ll be posting more chapters in the near future, of course!

Hope you like my story so far. Please leave your thoughts in the comments on what I could add!



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