Written by “HELLO, I AM KEVIN HARRISON, AND I WILL BE TONIGHT’S SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR! THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE OF TOOTH N’ NAIL FIGHT CLUB, AND I AM PUMPED! RING ANNOUNCER BICHAEL MUFFER WILL NOW GO TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!”
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO…
TOOTH N’ NAIL FIGHT CLUB!
FOR TONIGHTS MAIN EVENT, WE HAVE TWO ABSOLUTE POWERHOUSES OF CREATURES FACING OFF IN THE RING TONIGHT!
THE FIRST, COMING FROM SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA, WEIGHING IN AT 2 TONS EVEN, HIPPOPOTAMUS “CRUSHER” AMPHIBIUS!
“And here is the mighty hippo, walking to the ring looking very confident. Our reporters know that he has had no food in a day, and is looking for a fight here. As he enters the ring, the crowd is erupting for him. They’re going silent now. The lights are off. That’s a sign Rhino’s coming in!”
NEXT, WE HAVE A FORMIDABLE CHALLENGER, WEIGHING IN AT JUST OVER 2 AND A HALF TONS, “THE FIERCER PIERCER”, RHINO “RAGE” RHINOCEROTIDAE!
“AND HERE’S RHINO, CHARGING TOWARDS THE RING! HE IS SHOWBOATING RIGHT NOW, AND THIS CROWD LOVES IT!”
IN A BOUT SCHEDULED FOR 5 ROUNDS, THESE TWO BEASTS WILL DUEL FOR THE TOOTH N’ NAIL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY FOR SHOOOWWWWWNNNN BONES?!?!
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“Bichael Muffer is really making this crowd hyped up tonight, as we have somewhat of a mosh pit behind Rhino’s corner. Muffer is stepping out of the ring, and we are about to get into the fight. The referee is now stepping into the ring, about to let the fighters get it on for 3 minutes.”
READY! FIGHT!
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“There goes the bell, and round one has started. Both fighters are circling each other, examining the weaknesses of each other. Rhino is taunting, and Hippo is unfazed. Rhino brushes the mat with his hind leg, AND HE CHARGES! HIPPO PARRIES THE CHARGE, BUT IS CLEARLY SHOCKED AT RHINO’S EARLY ATTACK!”
(P.S. each time the five plus symbols are shown, the speaker changes. It will now be me narrating the fight along with Kevin Harrison)
Hippo shoved off Rhino as he tried to charge him, being unharmed yet shocked.
“Rhino’s turning around to HIPPO’S CHARGE! HIPPO GETS A BIG HORN UPPERCUT BY RHINO, AND HE’S FLOORED!”
“REFEREE GATT MEIGER HERE TO START THE COUNT!”
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1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! UP, UP! FIGHT!
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“Hippo is looking woozy after that big horn uppercut, but he’s still chugging on. Hippo goes for a bite on Rhino’s neck, AND HE’S GOT THE JAWS CLAMPED DOWN! RHINO CANNOT ESCAPE THIS GRIP, AND HE IS JUST RUNNING AROUND THE RING, TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE GRIP!”
Rhino eventually got out of Hippo’s grip, but he was wounded.
“HIPPO ABOUT TO GO AT HIM AGAIN, BUT THERE’S THE BELL! RHINO GOT SAVED FROM WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A DEVASTATING ONSLAUGHT FROM HIPPO! Both corners furiously tending to their fighter’s wounds, and Hippo is bleeding profusely from that horn uppercut. Rhino’s neck is clearly causing him pain, but he’s taking it. Round two will begin.”
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“Second round, and we are loving this fight. Hippo advances, and he is popping off with a few minor taps, Rhino swings the horn towards him, but Hippo dodges it, countering with A HUGE HIT WITH THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! RHINO IS FLOORED, SEEMINGLY NOT CONSCIOUS!”
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1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! UP, UP! FIGHT!
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“Rhino took the 8 count, very wise decision. He is up, charging at Hippo. And he STABS HIM WITH HIS HORN, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, JUST CUTTING HIM UP INSANELY! AND THE REF CALLS IT, THE MATCH IS DONE! RHINO HAS WON THE TITLE VIA A SURPRISE TKO VICTORY!”
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Hope you enjoyed this new series im making.
Another is coming soon, i just don’t have the energy or patience to make it tonight.
Grizzly vs Silverback next, boy!
Goobay!
