This is a poem that one of my schoolmates wrote and I just was bored so I decided I would post it. It is SUPER easy to memorize if you want to tell it to your friends without using the screen.
THE FLIPPY FLOPPY MAN
There once was a man who was very flippy.
He was also floppy and drippy.
He did a flip and became a flop,
He was sad because he was drippy: He just might pop.
He was really fat like a balloon,
And he touched a needle so he went-