I kid you not. That is what I got after I searched for tanks for sale to contradict Pumpkin. I clicked the middle box, and it said it was a $1,000 Amazon gift card. I clicked “Accept,” and a timer started counting down from five minutes for the validity of the prize. So, tell me, please, please tell me: did this actually happen, or did a whole bunch of viruses just make their way into my computer? Was I just being scammed? Tell me that this isn’t real, I have no idea what just happened, you guys know far about all of this than me, so please, by all the directions and all the winds, just help me.