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Hello, and welcome to Live Emergencies! I am your host, @greatamazingcheezits and I will be talking about the COVID 19! Here is today's issue: We are out of toilet tissue and milk! I repeat, we are out of toilet tissue and milk! This is a major emergency here! We NEED toilet tissue for..... some reasons. We NEED milk because it is healthy, especially chocolate milk! Earlier, I talked with the head manager of the Ultra Soft toilet tissue company. It turns out, they have slowed making toilet tissue. You should have seen my face when he told me that. Later, I checked in with a cow farmer. The cow's have stopped making milk! Same face, anger. Well, that is all I have to say. Oh wait, don't forget the cookies. We are almost out of them and they are super good, especially the mint ones! So don't forget the cookies. That is it for today, stay safe and buy milk! Static- shhhhhhhh, beep.