LIVING AS A QUADRUPLET
Liner (my Gemlas-loving bro): *annoys me all the time*
Me: *i walk into living room*
L: *shouts* HAVE YOU SEEN LEGOLAS TODAY—
Jeep: *follows me around* What is it called when a girl wears those shirts that show the stomach?
Me: Cut off tops.
J: Thanks *writes it down for a drawing*
J: HEY WHATS A TRASHCAN WITH WHEELS CALLED
Me: A WHEELED TRASHCAN
L & Autumn: *approach me to ask me something about making food* How long do I cook this—
Me: IDK, 30 SECONDS?!?!?!?!?
Me: *outside in my prívate place, my swingset*
L: *comes outside, sits right beside me, to dig in dirt when there’s dirt all over our yard*
Me: Well, alone time is ruined
And this is one of my better days