Out of honesty, how are you’re school districts plans on reopening? Mine is strangely optimistic and flaky about certain details, while focusing primarily on “minimizing mask use”. I see this as an absolute loss.

While I’m not a big fan of anime, I have recently procured and consumed a somewhat unknown anime by the title of “Girls Und Panzer”. Being the history buff that I am, I rejoiced when I found out that it was about tanks. Mostly tanks. I felt like this was someone’s dream, pretty much anyone’s dream: What if an alternate universe existed where tanks were crewed by girls, specifically by anime high school girls? Then this anime is your answer. However, even though it only had 12 episodes and 2 movies, they convey the plot pretty well and give a good insight into this strange world. Pretty much it’s like any high school anime drama/whatever high school thing, except no guy friggin’ exists apart from a few minor characters. They go to school in large scale aircraft carriers turned into “school ships”, becoming a school on a boat. Each of the main schools shown in the anime, Oorai, Kuromorimine, Pravda, Saunders, and Glorrian. They mainly are meant as a training ground for the art of “tankery” or “sensha-do”. It is a sport practiced to make young women disciplined, strong, and focused. The entire tv anime is about the Oorai ship almost getting scrapped to winning the high school championship. The two movies had more of an emphasis on the events afterward, and are part of a supposed 6 movie series. Overall, you should watch it even if you don’t like tanks, watch it even if you’re not a big fan of anime. It is has it’s funny moments, interesting characters, and is surprisingly accurate to history looking at the tanks. 11/10, would definitely recommend and watch again. Also, the first movie is pretty good, so watch it as well.

For those of you who think wearing a mask in public isn’t cool, you might want to think again after reading this. While watching the news during my rejection, something came to light that I haven’t bothered to notice. People being entitled and not wearing masks, saying they are “the devils law”, “inhumane”, and “throwing Gods wonderful breathing system out of the window”. Being slightly *** over a lack of common sense, I strolled my way over to twitter, only to see entire comment threads choked with all sorts of “information” about masks being used as “torture devices” and that “we need to stand up”. Clearly, one would dismiss this as a lack of information, and leave it at that. But today we will proceed to rant about how wearing masks is none of those. Wearing a mask should be common sense, especially if you wanna be stayin alive during times like this. If you are science oriented, it has been proven through hundreds upon thousands of years of medical research: masks help. How is it difficult? You are simply putting a piece of cloth on your face to help protect you and your friends and family when you are in a public space. It’s like wearing clothes, clothes protect you from weather conditions and other forms of deadly nature. Wearing a mask is the same thing: you don’t even have to wear it full time! Just an hour or two out of your life! Masks protect you and others from deadly nature, just in a microscopic form! Don’t trust ANY advertisement claiming that masks are “in humane”, because that’s misinformation at its greatest! Knowing a little bit of something is far worse than not knowing at all! So don’t be stubborn and feel like your some beacon of authority, humble up, don’t be entitled, and actually wear a mask like the rest of us.

Behold, the brand new alternative to 5 gum, tiktok, fallout 76, halo 5, fortnite, and soy sauce packets

To the town of “Agua Fria” rode a stranger one fine day. He came riding from the south side, slowly looking around. Hardly spoke to folks around him, did not have anything to say. No one dared to ask his business, no dared to slip up, because the stranger had a large, six chambered revolver commonly nicknamed as a “big iron”. It was during the twilight hour of the day when he rode into the town of “Aqua Fira”. He came riding from the southern direction, slowly observing around him. “There is a outlaw that has escaped the authorities and is currently residing in this town clandestinely”, came forth his mouth as a whisper. He wishes to perform a series of tasks primarily in the goal of catching the outlaw with his Colt Single Action Army, chambered in .45 ACP.

Texas red was here

Lots of ppl tryna take him but dead

He is 24 and a killa

He had 19 notches on his pistol

Ranger wants to fight

Ranger encounters texas red

Ranger inflicts critical hit on Texas red

dead

If you ever played a mobile game and had to watch some sort of an ad in any form at a time, you know that the ads may seem very saccharine and have all sorts of cringe to get you to download. Unfortunately, they often become the brunt of joke. I myself,
oftentimes praise the unorthodox strategy, but for the most part, no. You might’ve heard the term of “false advertising”, where the ad you get is a completely unreal experience from the game itself. You might get an ad where it seems like a high resolution, fun, puzzle game, but you actually get a game where it is low quality, plasticine, and looks like a cheap coding project some kid made for school. Oftentimes, such games flood app stores in their merciless conquest to attract more players and acquire a fan base of little kids who don’t know what’s going on, to older children and adults falling for the ads. If your parents nag you about video games corrupting your brain, ask them to take a peek at these games. These games oftentimes have no meaning, and require no thinking. If you were to play something like perhaps Call of Duty, Minecraft, even games like Minecraft are better on a higher level. You need to possess skills, knowledge, and luck. Playing those raw, barely cooked, stirred, lamb sauceless mobile games just saps your time when you could be playing something worthwhile. If you say “ThAtS JuSt YoUr OpInIoN”, I think it’s a relatively unanimous that these games are crap. Maybe you play em’ as a time passer, maybe you like them somehow, but I feel like you should make the most of your time here on earth and play something a bit more engaging. The floor is now open, the lamb sauce has been recaptured, and you may voice your opinion.